1. So I created a timeline through April for my thesis and between seeing that and teaching a class and taking 18 credits and also trying to work more than 20 hours a week, I don’t know how the fuck people are involved with clubs and greek life and still maintain a level of sanity. 

    Holy nuts. A full week into my senior year and even I am tired of hearing me bitch.

     

  2. I had a dream last night that I bought cookie dough in Pringles packaging where it was intended to be consumed raw. Just tubes and tubes of cookie dough nibbles.

     

  3. Roku vs Apple TV

    practicality vs status

     
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  5. fwarg:

    you guac my world

     
  6. Happy place. 

     

  7. I convinced my dad to order himself a 2015 mustang and then he told me he was planning on getting a “nice leather bra” for it and I tried so hard to keep from telling him that nothing was gonna make it more obvious that a sixty year old man drove the car than a fucking bra.

    What year is this. When was the last time someone bought a fucking bra for their car?

     

  8. I just cried watching a hardware commercial I need to be medicated.

     
  9. fuelant:

    Monsoon Ocotillo. Tucson, Arizona. Monsoon Season, 2013. EricRosenwaldPhotography.com

    (Source: ericrosenwaldphotography, via arizonanature)

     
  10. Thursdays mean my “weekend” has begun which means I’m fucking tuckered which means I pour myself a strong bourbon lemonade, light a candle and take a glorious shower.

     

  11. Squishy blueberries are the worst.

     
  12. did-you-kno:

    Montclair State University has offered a class called How To Watch Television. Source

    Well shit. I’m at the wrong school.

     

  13. I just really want to work with animals for the rest of my life.

     
  14. My favorite scene of season 2. I can do a pretty solid Morello impression.

    (Source: orangeis, via andynorwhal)

     

  15. I just knocked out two thesis meetings and one honors contract meeting in less than an hour. I am the fucking master.