1. I convinced my dad to order himself a 2015 mustang and then he told me he was planning on getting a “nice leather bra” for it and I tried so hard to keep from telling him that nothing was gonna make it more obvious that a sixty year old man drove the car than a fucking bra.

    What year is this. When was the last time someone bought a fucking bra for their car?

     

  2. I just cried watching a hardware commercial I need to be medicated.

     
  3. fuelant:

    Monsoon Ocotillo. Tucson, Arizona. Monsoon Season, 2013. EricRosenwaldPhotography.com

    (Source: ericrosenwaldphotography, via arizonanature)

     
  4. Thursdays mean my “weekend” has begun which means I’m fucking tuckered which means I pour myself a strong bourbon lemonade, light a candle and take a glorious shower.

     

  5. Squishy blueberries are the worst.

     
  6. did-you-kno:

    Montclair State University has offered a class called How To Watch Television. Source

    Well shit. I’m at the wrong school.

     

  7. I just really want to work with animals for the rest of my life.

     
  8. My favorite scene of season 2. I can do a pretty solid Morello impression.

    (Source: orangeis, via andynorwhal)

     

  9. I just knocked out two thesis meetings and one honors contract meeting in less than an hour. I am the fucking master.

     

  10. 258 days until I graduate…

    not that I’m counting.

     
  11. meeowmix:

    believingdreaminghoping:

    So delicate Flowergirls by Lim Zhi Wei / Love Limzy, Malaysian artist.

    I could not reblog this fast enough

    (Source: vraieronique, via andynorwhal)

     
  12. Tumalo Falls, OR

     
  13. What’s up, pussycats?

     
  14. Best friends in the trees.

     

  15. I made it SO LONG before getting an ice bucket challenge. And to be honest, I’d rather donate money when and why I feel like it, but fuck if I’m gonna pour ice over my head OR publicly get shit for not being a participant. 

    But come on, ALSA, I haven’t gotten a pay check in over four weeks now. I wanted to donate a dollar, not five.